Disney Battle Royale -- Vote Here

Matches for the week of 2/19/18! Check out the bracket.

...also you can buy my new book. =)

Wreck-It Ralph vs. Thanos
 
Strength:
Wrecking it
Weakness:
Has difficulty not wrecking it
Results:
Wrecked Bambi
  Strength:
Cosmic power, post-credits sequences
Weakness:
Incompetent minions
 

Gonzo vs. Nien Numb
 
Strength:
Sometimes pretty smart for a muppet
Weakness:
Uncomfortably phallic nose
  Strength:
Actually did most of the hard work at the second Death Star
Weakness:
Doesn't speak Space English so doesn't get credit

IG-88 vs. Count Dooku
 
Strength:
Droid bounty hunter, an inherently awesome concept
Weakness:
Doesn't actually get to do anything
  Strength:
Is Christopher Lee
Weakness:
Reminds us of Christopher Lee's other, better movies
 

Luke Skywalker vs. Han Solo
 
Strength:
Youthful idealism, piloting skill, strong in the Force
Weakness:
Family relations
  Strength:
Ace pilot, smooth talker, roguish good lucks
Weakness:
Possible nerf-herder

Peter Quill vs. Ant-Man
 
Strength:
Witty banter, weird technology
Weakness:
Taste in music
  Strength:
Witty banter, weird technology
Weakness:
Actually are we sure these are two different people?

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